Funny search terms for May
May 25th, 2007 | by Jeremy |When you run a website, one of the cool things you can do is see what search terms people used to come to your site. For example, if you type “jeremy borger” into Google, this blog comes up and you click on it, then my weblog records that someone found this site by searching for “jeremy borger”.
But there’s a wide array of search terms that somehow end up connecting people to this blog. Here are some of the ways people found this site this month:
funny t-shirts - This was the number one search term that brought people to this site in May. All because I wrote a post about a t-shirt that made me laugh. The strange thing is that when I type funny t-shirts into Google, I don’t see my blog on the first 10 pages. A bunch of people must have been really searching hard.
fire in downtown cleveland - This search term brought four people to the video of the burning trolley that I took back in June.
bbw myspace and bbw sexy pictures - For those not in the know, BBW means “big, beautiful woman”. Now how did people searching for fat chicks come across my site? Probably becauseI posted about a fat woman that wrote me on MySpace. Unfortunetly, the picture has been removed… Gotta love the chubby chasers out there.
dogf*** movie - …except there weren’t any asteriks. Now, I was confused as to how someone came across my site by searching for that, so I typed it into Google. My blog was on the THIRD page. How? Some spambot posted a porno link in one of my comments. That’s before I installed a comment spam filter. The comment has been removed.
jagermeister costume - My Halloween creation, of course.
jeremy the creature god never intended - Yeah, I was confused, too, but the first link that pops up in Google when you enter this is this page. What exactly they were looking for, I still don’t have a clue.
strip clubs in downtown cleveland - Page two on a Google search. Although I’m sure they were searching for something besides an article about redevelopment of the East Bank of the Flats.
Gotta love the Internet.