jeremy borger [blog]

I was browsing around Barnes and Noble today over …

I was browsing around Barnes and Noble today over at Crocker Park. I wasn’t really expecting to buy anything, but then I looked down and saw the book “REAL Ultimate Power — The Official Ninja Book” by Robert Hamburger and said to myself, “What the hell is this?”

The cover reads, “Hi, this book is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This book is awesome. My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.”

So I start flipping through this 188 page book and it’s so hilarious that I bought it. I really can’t explain to you how funny it is. You just have to go to a bookstore and buy it or buy it from Amazon or something.

From the back cover…

“Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some ‘code of honor.’ Yeah, right! If by ‘code of honor’ you mean ‘code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet,’ then you are right. But if you mean a ‘code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads,’ then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,
Robert Hamburger”

So then I go to find more info on the Internet and find out this guy has a website. I’m so confused as to whether he’s really a kid or not.

Funny stuff….