And now, as promised on The Jeremy Borger Show, he…
April 20th, 2003 | by Jeremy |And now, as promised on The Jeremy Borger Show, here’s the complete text to the poem, “Eagle”.
Eagle
Flying high
In the sky
Oh my
How high you fly
In the sky
Eagle
Please don’t die
Or I’ll sigh
And cry
Oh my
Dead eagle in the sky
Dead eagle on my lap
Holy crap
I’ll put you in a pie
Cover you with rye
Put you in an oven
Where you’ll fry
A tear comes to my eye
As I bite into your thigh
And you flesh slides down my
Esophogus
Damn you eagle!
The flavor of your tender meat
Makes me want to kill Michael Bolton
Bolton!
With your long hair and femmine voice
I watch your house as you sleep
I sneak in unnoticed
Meat cleaver in one hand
Dead eagle in the other
What’s that eagle?
You’re hungry for Bolton flesh?
Caw! Caw!
Now Bolton joins you in the sky
Eagle
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